Chris: So, after you have the kid will your breasts just leak all over the place? Will you have to wear booby diapers? Does such a thing exist?
Em: Yes, and yes. Though they’re called breast pads.
Chris: So like … I’ll wake up in the middle of the night and be like … why’s the bed all wet?!? And you’ll be all like … that’s just they way I roll sucka!
Em: Good lord, it’s not that bad. It just means I’ll have to wear a bra to bed for awhile.
Chris: Yeah … but the intense amount of caffeine magnifies everything
Em: What the hell are you talking about?
Chris: I don’t know.
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